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(1)One day Superman was flying along When he decided he wanted Some sex so he used his x-ray vision and started looking into all the houses bedrooms then he spotted wonder women laying on her bed having an orgasim and thought to himself if I use my speed I can be in and out in no time, so off he went, bang bang bang and out very pleased with himself and flew off, in the bedroom wonder women is laying there and says what was that? then the invisible man replys I don't know but me arse is saw.

(2) #~/. please mail me any jokes you don't mind me putting on this page.